I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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