the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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