if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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