Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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