is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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