I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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