We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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