But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She's JV to your varsity
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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