she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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