I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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