you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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