What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Randomize
