Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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