i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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