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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Do you have a shampoo for semen

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  Or a time machine

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

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  Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

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  How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.

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