I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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