i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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