Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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