This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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