I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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