I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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