They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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