My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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