Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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