My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Less talking, more tequila
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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