This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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