Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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