fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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