i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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