I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How does one acquire holy water?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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