Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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