he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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