he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The feeling are messing with the penis
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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