I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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