i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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