the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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