I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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