i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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