just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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