Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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