super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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