it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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