This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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