the day after is always just damage control
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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