only you would photoshop your dick
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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