somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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