i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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