I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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