she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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