Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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