my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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