Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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