Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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