This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i think i have herpe
just one?
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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