All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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