You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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